Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE
at least I can turn the kitchen appliance on
in the name of
Finger me in the name of cardiology.
that works too
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up