This is a mixed fandom blog with some cute animals thrown in.

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

turbomun:

valesbloggingadventures:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

Oh my god, I did both.

I always put my finger in them…WELP.

arcaneescapist:

trillgamesh:

jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time

#true #she was very keen on having one and only one type of slytherin #the series was from harry’s pov but that’s not really an excuse #aang was the protag of atla but look at how fleshed out the fire nation was

hakunamatata3385:

l0stwooods:

do i want a dragon or do i want to be a dragon

yes.

http://bofurbofureverywhere.tumblr.com/post/93295228356/habsolutelyy-isabelthespy-spitefulbitch

habsolutelyy:

isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the…